You are polishing off the sweet remains of a fruitful Halloween weekend when the paramedics burst through the door with a very sick looking patient. You throw away your candy wrappers and rush to the stretcher where they present you with a 58 year-old ill-appearing obese male who’s been in sub-acute rehab after a knee replacement. EMS tells you he had been found altered with episodes of vomiting, diarrhea, erratic behavior and movements.
You ask for the admission history and are handed over tomb of papers.
A-FIB, CHF, COPD, BIPOLAR, ETOH ABUSE, PEPTIC ULCER DISEASE, CAD w/ stents…
A medication list that spans the page…
As your mind is flooded with a large differential of CVA, sepsis, C-diff colitis, ETOH withdrawal-you begin to wish you could go back to eating twizzlers and kit-kats.
Your wise attending calmly walks over and reminds you can order one test that can pull together these disparate symptoms.
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