A six-foot-two blond transvestite in size 12, 4-inch Jimmy Choo’s is walking in the mermaid parade when all of a sudden she inverts her ankle and falls to the ground. Graciously she is helped back to her feet by surrounding mermaids and toe-hobbles to the corner. The ankle is swollen Read more…
A sweaty summertime letter carrier proceeds through his route delivering mail. On his way back to the post office he notices a white powder on his shorts. Confused as to whether this is the generous sprinkling of Gold Bond he used earlier to ensure his dryness or something more sinister, Read more…
A stringy-haired pimply teenager in a long trench-coat was found in his room listening to death metal, in a puddle of vomit, having had urinary and fecal incontinence. En route to your hospital he begins to seize. The paramedics who bring him begin to have teary-eyes, vomiting and diarrhea. The Read more…
A 23-year-old female, completely entranced by 4th of July fireworks ducks the barrier and gets a little too close to the excitement. While ashing her cigarette next to a giant box labelled “explosives,” she hears a loud noise and is promptly thrown through the air, landing 25 feet away, injured. Read more…
Grock + Bogoch= 1) In which area of the body is central cyanosis most likely to be detected? 2) What are the causes of central cyanosis? RIVERS, baby. Version 6.